pg1 and pg2 by Secondgradeknifefight

Secondgradeknifefightpg2 by Secondgradeknifefight

tracklist:

1) i don't care if you're paraplegic, let's play twister (it's all in the hips)

2) damn, i can't find my dad's cock ring (a bad time at uncle fuck's)

3) he had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine that they made sinatra look like a hobo (a man on fire)

4) david letterman cuckold dance party (please don't get it in my hair)

5) the human torch was denied a bank loan and mr fantastic had sex with a rubber ball (it was not fun to watch)

6) jesus definitely had a big dong, no question about it (it's bigger in person)

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secondgradeknifefightpg1 by secondgradeknifefight

tracklist:
1) chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches)
2) i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone)
3)captain tom-tom (another ballad of love)
4) my nana takes her wig off when she's drunk (fire up them grills)
5)redneck inter-lewd-acts 23 (keep on truckin)
6) wave goodbye to uncle jim (a relaxing day on the roof)
7) butterfly death squad ( I swear to god, I swear to god)

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What's there to say about a band like Secondgradeknifefight? If we were to give it an alignment it would probably be chaotic evil, this shit's wild and will cause your ears to bleed if loud enough. This is the kind of stuff you'd show your mom when she's had a long day at work. Check it out.

Letters To Catalonia//ilill Split

ilill & Letters To Catalonia 

tracklist

1) Letters To Catalonia- how'd u like it if i milked u?

2)Letters To Catalonia- Decay

3) Letters To Catalonia- my lyfe is a pyramid scheme n yr just a (s)quare

4) ilill-intro

5)ilill- hana

6)ilill- nanae

I was at a house show, talking with a friend about how they wanted to start a band in the vein of Funeral Diner, The Saddest Landscape and other big screamo bands when we got on the topic of sweet releases from 2016. Besides the Ostraca release, this was his favorite release. Some words on the topic: 

The riffs on the Letters side are so heavy, they smash and destroy and leave you on the ground with nothing but your emotions. While Ilill's side lets you pick yourself back up and return to whatever void of life that you were in before you put this split on. 

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Favorite track: my lyfe is a pyramid scheme n yr just a (s)quare

Fact, Fiction, and Everything In Between by Moonassi

//Fact, Fiction, and Everything In Between||Moonassi\\

1. Frail Bones

2. Head full of Miracles

3. The Number 2 doesn't look like you

4. Momento mori

5. Running from what you've done, and what you have not

6. get a fucking bed skirt dude

7. horses never bet on people and neither do I

Texas band (Texas is monopolizing on bands i think) Moonassi is a screamo/twinkle/emo band. I got the chance to play a house show with these guys a while back, and they were amazing, so I had to check out their recordings.

The seven track release, Fact, Fiction, and Everything In Between, is quick and to the point, production is well done for screamo/skramz music, and each song is short, making this a release you can listen to multiple times. Overall feeling is like most screamo bands, helpless, and vocals screech over heavy bass lines and what are simple twinkle guitar lines. As far as drumming goes, you've got some normal emo drumming, with chaotic blast beats thrown into the mix, to give the songs a great emo-violence feel. The release reminds me of Pg. 99, The Saddest Landscape, and Malon. Check it out, it's on their bandcamp as a pay as you will, and Moonassi is a relatively new band, so be on the lookout for new stuff in the near future.

Favorite song: Horses Never Bet On People and Neither Do I

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